superashtonsbabe

Breakdown of the 5sos Album

  • She Looks So Perfect: "You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
  • 18: "DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
  • Long Way Home: "whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
  • Greenlight: "Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
  • Amnesia: "my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
  • End Up Here: "I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
  • Everything I Didn't Say: "I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
  • Beside You: "I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
  • Don't Stop: "You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
  • Try Hard: "I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
  • Social Casualty: "Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
  • Voodoo Doll: "This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
  • Heartbreak Girl: "I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
  • Mrs. All American: "Hello Stacey's mom, I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
  • Never Be: "Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"
hermionepoppins
surfandwrite:

someguyontheinternets:

sweetjesuswhatanatheist:

anuminous:
surfandwrite

themanwhocantdie:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen
At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.
Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.
You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles




The people have spoken

My hand slipped.


The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:


Here’s your meme


Oh my god I love you guys so much

surfandwrite:

someguyontheinternets:

sweetjesuswhatanatheist:

anuminous:

surfandwrite

themanwhocantdie:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen

At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.

Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.

You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles

The people have spoken

My hand slipped.

image

The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:

Here’s your meme

Oh my god I love you guys so much

obessedwith5sos
dead-and-scarred:

fuck-yeah-elm-street:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8
Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

Stay safe, my friends.

I will always reblog this.

dead-and-scarred:

fuck-yeah-elm-street:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8

Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

Stay safe, my friends.

I will always reblog this.

fknmichael

marshmallow-luke:

aussiehemmings:

OH MY GOD GUYS so you know how I do that thing where i strip down songs so that the main vocals are soft, and you can hear the harmonies more clearly? WELL I DID THAT WITH WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER and it sounds so good omg (also ignore the echoey vocals during the verses it’s just an effect of the stripping down)

I HATE YOU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I AM ACTUALLY DEAD.